{"id":61406,"date":"2023-03-13T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2023-03-13T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/motor-junkie.com\/?p=61406"},"modified":"2023-03-13T07:50:14","modified_gmt":"2023-03-13T11:50:14","slug":"ridiculous-photos-of-houses-that-make-us-shake-our-heads-in-disappointment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.motor-junkie.com\/ridiculous-photos-of-houses-that-make-us-shake-our-heads-in-disappointment\/61406\/","title":{"rendered":"Ridiculous Photos Of Houses That Make Us Shake Our Heads In Disappointment"},"content":{"rendered":"
If you’re anything like us, you love scrolling through real estate photos online. (Even if you’re not in the market to buy a house right now.) And the world of real estate is full of surprises. From odd design choices to bizarre features, some properties leave us wondering what the homeowners were thinking. Luckily, the internet is full of people willing to share their hilarious and cringe-worthy photos that they discovered online. One of the best places to find them is the <\/span>“Ridiculous Real Estate” subReddit<\/span><\/a>. In this article, we’ve compiled some of the most outrageous and amusing photos from this subReddit. So get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even question the sanity of some homeowners and developers.<\/span><\/p>\n The high cost of living in San Francisco is well-known. This is why there is so much <\/span>homelessness<\/span><\/a> in the city, even among people with full time jobs. As a wise man once said, <\/span>“The Rent is Too Damn High!”<\/span><\/a> But this photo of an apartment listing is on another level. The apartment is small, which is normal for a studio. But what really sets it apart is the fact that there is a shower in the middle of the living room. For the price of $1,400 a month, you can enjoy the unique experience of showering in the same room where you eat, sleep, and watch TV. Oy vey. Usually, studio apartments at least put the bathroom in a separate room. But, no. They couldn’t be bothered. Let’s hope someone single lives here. Because otherwise, you’ll be showering in front of everyone else in the family.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n When it comes to kitchen design, storage is always very important. A lot of people have to do their best to <\/span>organize their kitchen<\/span><\/a> with limited space. But one homeowner has taken their need for cabinets to an extreme. This photo shows an incredible amount of cabinets installed in a relatively small kitchen. In fact, there are so many cabinets that they cover every inch of wall space, leaving no room for anything else. It’s hard to imagine anyone needing this much storage space. If you grew up in a big family, we’re sure you know cabinet space is always needed. But there are probably more visually appealing ways to achieve this.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n This <\/span>photo<\/span><\/a> shows a kitchen that has been remodeled to include a hot tub, with bar seating installed directly in front of it. The homeowner has decided that the perfect spot for a relaxing soak is right in the middle of their kitchen. And just in case anyone was worried about privacy, the bar seating allows for anyone to watch you bathe. We have no clue what they were thinking. But it’s certainly a conversation starter. There is no telling why anyone might think this is a good idea. The more you stare at it, the more confused you get. Is it a water fountain? That space would have been perfect for a bar. But it just doesn’t make any sense.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n If you’re obsessed with finding weird real estate photos on the Internet like we are, you probably remember seeing miniature towns built in basements. More than one person has done it. One of the most famous examples was a $4 million mansion in Maryland. (<\/span>Click here<\/span><\/a> to watch the YouTube video.) So this person seems to have taken inspiration from that, because their entire house is designed as if it’s a town. Check out the <\/span>original Reddit post<\/span><\/a>, because they have multiple photos of this property. It’s such a weird design choice. Although it’s oddly impressive, making an entire town square in your basement is probably not going to help you in the real estate market.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n According to the <\/span>Green Gobbler<\/span><\/a>, you’re going to spend an average of 5,767 hours on the toilet over the course of your lifetime. So you might as well enjoy it. This homeowner decided to place the toilet in the middle of the room, directly facing a window. Nowadays, most people pass the time by reading a magazine or looking at their phone. But this homeowner thought it was vital to have the view of nature while they sat on the toilet. It’s weird, to say the least. Hopefully, this window faced the backyard, so at least they had privacy. We wonder what prospective homebuyers thought of the situation.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n When you’re rich, you can do anything you want with your house. And that includes installing an <\/span>indoor golf course in your basement<\/span><\/a>. What’s funny is that they also installed an elevated seating area, which looks like a stage. When you stop to think about it, this probably wasn’t crazy-expensive, because you’re just filling an empty room with astroturf. But this is still a huge waste of space that could be used for something much cooler, like a home movie theater. But if you look closely, you can see the wildly outdated box TV hanging on the wall in the corner. So this person has totally different priorities than us, clearly. <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n At first glance, this photo seems like someone turned the saturation all the way down on Photoshop. When we first saw this, we assumed it was a black and white photo. But, no. This person just decided to turn 50 Shades of Grey into an aesthetic. Over the past couple years, <\/span>gray floors<\/span><\/a> became very trendy. But unfortunately, the gray theme does not age well. Sure, it’s not a crime to have a splash of gray here and there. But the gray trend is over. This guy doesn’t seem to have gotten the memo.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n The photo caption says, “This $1 million San Francisco loft has a diagonal support beam that cuts through the middle of the kitchen.” Excuse me? What? Wouldn’t the architects have thought about this in the design process? This was so outrageous, there was an <\/span>entire Business Insider article<\/span><\/a> about this building. Even the apartment listing mentions the beam, and how you’re guaranteed to trip over it every day of your life. Despite this major flaw, all of the apartments in that building sold. Like we said before, housing in San Francisco is insane. There are very few places in the world where this would be acceptable.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n The caption of this photo on Reddit said, “This is someone’s masterpiece.” That’s true. And it makes us feel guilty for bashing it… But it’s bad. If you want to see more, please look at all of the photos on the <\/span>original Reddit post<\/span><\/a>. Because we couldn’t fit all of the tackiness into this article. It looks like one of those overly themed Las Vegas Hotels. (If you love looking at hotels like this, we highly recommend watching <\/span>Safiya Nygaard’s two-part YouTube video<\/span><\/a> on her review of every single hotel in the Las Vegas Strip.) We’re not sure why someone would want their house to look and feel like this 24\/7. <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n A few photos ago, we showed a <\/span>picture<\/span><\/a> of someone who had their toilet facing a second story window that faced the backyard. That was already weird. But now take the weirdness level and put it up to 11. Your eyes do not deceive you. This toilet is facing the street for everyone in the world to see. And there are absolutely no curtains for privacy. You can see from the photo that the house is up for sale. The homeowners are probably kicking themselves for doing such a stupid renovation. In 2023, literally anything will sell on the market. But jeez. This is bad.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n The caption of the photo jokes, “Someone found a great home improvement deal on tile…” If you have ever played the game Minecraft, then this might look familiar. It looks like someone built a castle out of nothing but stone blocks. It’s truly awful. You really need some sort of contrast in a room. Otherwise, it ends up feeling like you’re trapped in a box. This has to go down in history as one of the worst design ideas I’ve ever seen. And if you look at the original <\/span>Reddit post<\/span><\/a>, there are 4 photos total showing how multiple rooms in the house are completely covered with this tile.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Recently, we posted a list of terrible designs that are <\/span>horrible to clean<\/span><\/a>. There are a lot of carpeted bathrooms that made their way onto that list. And this indoor carpeted pool should be included in the same category. Not only is this carpet getting wet, but it’s also getting covered in chlorine chemicals. It must smell awful in this place. Clearly, whoever did this had a lot of money to spend on their indoor pool. But they had no common sense or good taste. Or, maybe they could afford to hire someone to clean the room frequently enough to where it wasn’t an issue.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Someone posted this photo online with the<\/span> caption<\/span><\/a>, “Behold, in my own apartment, ‘the booth’. Context: So we toured an apartment that was supposed to be similar to the current one, because the tenants were still in at the time. The floor plan said booth. So we thought maybe like a restaurant booth or something, I don’t know. So a month and a 10 hour drive later, and here we were. I was using this as a desk to work from home. But I recently changed jobs, so now what should I do with it? And has anyone ever seen anything like this?” The top comment is perfect, because there is literally a quote from Seinfeld when Kramer says, “<\/span>Yeah, I’m getting rid of all my furniture. All of it. And I’m going to build these different levels.” It’s the levels! They did it!<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n If you look at the <\/span>original post<\/span><\/a> on Reddit, you’ll see that the photos of this house start off relatively tame. There are a few taxidermy deer heads here and there throughout the house. This is pretty normal for someone who hunts. But then you get to <\/span>this<\/span><\/i> picture, and see an entire hallway full of taxidermy. This person really must love hunting. If you look closely, you can see that there is even a mountain lion on the left hand side. We can only imagine that this hallway must be <\/span>terrible to clean<\/span><\/a>. (Especially that pile of antlers hanging out on the floor. Imagine cleaning the dust off of those.) <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n It’s rare for people to call out their own home on the Ridiculous Real Estate subreddit. Most of the photos come from people who were scrolling through <\/span>Zillow<\/span><\/a> and decided to save the most cringe-worthy images. But this photo in particular came from someone who spent 4 years lovingly recreating a 1980’s themed video store in his basement. People loved it. There are some great suggestions in the comment section, like charging money for people to film or take Instagram photos in the video store. Maybe it could even be a museum. If you’re interested to see more, check out the photos on the <\/span>original Reddit post<\/span><\/a>. <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Imagine spending the money to build an entire castle for yourself…But it only has 2 bedrooms. Instead of building a large castle, they used the land to build a huge parking lot. The cars are surrounded by a wall that gives them a lot of security and privacy. (But not from drones, who were obviously able to give us aerial photos of the property.) In the <\/span>comment section<\/span><\/a>, some of the people are actually excited by the dream of living there. They point out that it could be great for an AirBnB or a Renaissance Festival. But it’s located in Southern Indiana. Maybe I’m just ignorant to the wonders of the state that I’m unaware of. But who would pay to stay a lot to stay there if there’s nothing to do in the area? <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n When you decorate a home, it’s smart to avoid trends, simply because trendy things become outdated very quickly. This is a perfect example of that. Every square inch of these photos screams “90’s”. (Check out the <\/span>original Reddit post<\/span><\/a> to see the full image gallery.) To me, this looks like a scene out of the Rugrats cartoon. Someone was trying to sell the house in this condition. It’s likely that the new owner did renovations to the property, because there are very few people who would live like this in 2023. So these photos are all that remains of this brilliant time capsule. <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Clearly, someone forgot to measure their space before they bought this light fixture. Or maybe they thought they <\/span>wanted<\/span><\/i> an oversized fixture for some reason. But the result is, like one <\/span>commenter<\/span><\/a> said, a “Mecca for Moths”. Those bugs must flock to the gigantic light at night time. Maybe they just wanted a larger light because they wanted to illuminate the driveway more at night. If that’s the case, it would have been more effective to buy a spotlight to shine from somewhere like the roof of the house, where you’d get a better angle. Hopefully the new owner won’t mind having Mecca in their incredibly dirty driveway. <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n You can tell that at the time, they thought this was a good idea. These homeowners must have spent a small fortune redoing <\/span>this bathroom<\/span><\/a> to their exact taste. We mean, seriously, who builds columns around their bathroom? But the carpet is awful. This isn’t the first time we’ve mentioned carpeted bathrooms (and even pools) on this website. But Lord, are these people stupid. Carpets in bathrooms get wet. And when you combine water and darkness, it creates mold. I hope they have a fan that dries out the room. Otherwise, it will smell damp every time you go into the bathroom. That’s not very luxury at all. <\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n It’s hard to believe that this is an actual bedroom. It seems as though they must have taken a walk-in-closet and converted the space. But the fact that there is a window in the room wouldn’t be common for a closet. So is this somewhere like New York City where it’s notorious for small living spaces? The caption of this photo jokes that they must have given this to the least favorite child in the family. But it’s possible that this was their only option. In the <\/span>comment section<\/span><\/a>, someone asked an excellent question: How do you change the sheets? You can’t get around the bed. So do you have to slide out the entire mattress in order to accomplish it?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n These mirrors give the illusion that they go on forever, like a funhouse at a carnival. Why anyone would want this in their bathroom is beyond me. And if you look at the image gallery on the <\/span>original Reddit post<\/span><\/a>, there are multiple photos showing this house. It doesn’t just stop in the bathroom. They added multiple mirrors to the walls of almost every room. So they must love looking at their own reflection. Maybe somebody just wanted to bring home the experience of the Palace of Versailles home with them.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n There is so much wrong with <\/span>this room<\/span><\/a>, we don’t know where to start. Let’s go from left to right. On the left hand corner, there is a hearth, but no wood stove. The hearth is already built in a weird way, with a sort of haphazard mix of materials. But what do they think they’re going to do? Build a fire directly on top of the stones? Then you see a tiled sidewalk cutting through the flooring. Why? This walkway isn’t even, either. So it really bothers the perfectionist in me. Then, they added stones to the door frame. And the kitchen has completely different flooring. It’s just so weird.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n On our <\/span>Zillow Gone Wild<\/span><\/a>This One Room Studio Apartment in San Francisco Costs $1,400 a Month <\/span><\/h2>\n
You’ll Never Run Out of Cabinet Space<\/span><\/h2>\n
Tub Side Seating<\/span><\/h2>\n
An Entire Town Built Inside of a House<\/span><\/h2>\n
Poop With a View<\/span><\/h2>\n
This Indoor Golf Course<\/span><\/h2>\n
No Need to Adjust the Screen<\/span><\/h2>\n
A Built-In Tripping Hazard<\/span><\/h2>\n
This Mansion’s Pool Feels Like Something Out of a Tacky Las Vegas Hotel<\/span><\/h2>\n
No Curtains Needed<\/span><\/h2>\n
Is This Minecraft?<\/span><\/h2>\n
Indoor Carpeted Pool<\/span><\/h2>\n
The Booth<\/span><\/h2>\n
Too Much Taxidermy<\/span><\/h2>\n
This Guy Built a Vintage Video Store in His Basement<\/span><\/h2>\n
A Castle With Just 2 Bedrooms But An Entire Walled Parking Lot<\/span><\/h2>\n
Saved By the 90’s<\/span><\/h2>\n
Mecca For Moths<\/span><\/h2>\n
Luxury, or Mold Trap?<\/span><\/h2>\n
The Least Favorite Child’s Bedroom<\/span><\/h2>\n
Funhouse Bathroom Mirrors<\/span><\/h2>\n
So Much Wrong With This Room<\/span><\/h2>\n
Urinal in the “Bitchen”<\/span><\/h2>\n